By Ann Bradley
YOU’RE TIRED OF ‘NO’
YOU’RE NOT AN OBJECT
YOU’VE GOT SMARTS
YOU’VE GOT GUTS
YOU HAVE OPINIONS
YOU’RE WORTH IT!
You Don't Own Me!
A Fast Track To Do-Overs And A Happier You!
THIS IS AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR
- LIVING A GOOD LIFE
- HOW TO LIVE WITHOUT FEAR
- HOW TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE GOAL
- JUMPING INTO LIFE WITH ALL YOU HAVE AND THEN SOME.
How can a little ebook of 37 pages change your life?
It's no secret!
You don't need affirmations, chicken soup, or lots of money.
You only need the desire and a road map. That's what a little guide for big girls is all about!
A LITTLE GUIDE FOR BIG GIRLS
NO NONSENSE. CUT TO THE CHASE. WITTY TIPS AND RESEARCH. IT'S FUN AND FUNNY AND REAL!
Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?
- Mary Oliver
"You, very succinctly, and with much needed humor, in 37 pages or less, have just given me the equivalent of a year's worth of my own therapist's guidances. Kudos for making it so concise, not to mention affordable!"
"Ann, this belongs in every woman's gucci bag or grocery bag. Whoever she is, she needs these reminders, these thoughts you implant. You are every woman's dirty little secret: we are powerful."
IT'S TIME TO...
GET BETTER. STAND TALL. BE PROUD. HOPE. FIX THE BROKEN PARTS. LAUGH AGAIN.
A Little Guide For Big Girls
No nonsense. Cut to the chase. Witty tips and research to get inside a man's brain! It's fun and funny and real!
Life is short, one life, one time, what are you waiting for?
YEARS AFTER TALKING TO WOMEN THEY WOULD TELL ME HOW ONE SIMPLE WORD OR ACT CHANGED THEIR LIVES. ONE WOMAN WENT FROM POVERTY TO FINISHING GRADUATE SCHOOL. ANOTHER WROTE A BOOK. EVERYONE TOLD ME THE SAME THING: I MADE IT SIMPLE.
I USED THE SAME SIMPLE TECHNIQUES TO WRITE THIS GUIDE. IT ISN'T MAGIC AND IT ISN'T THERAPY, AND IT ISN'T HARD.
PEOPLE WANTED SOMETHING THEY COULD READ QUICKLY OR GIVE TO THEIR FRIENDS TO HELP MAKE BIG CHANGES IN A SHORT TIME. THIS GUIDE HAS THE STAMP OF APPROVAL FROM THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD - PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU - WITH NOT ENOUGH TIME, A FEW DREAMS THAT NEED TO COME TRUE, AND A STRONG WISH TO USE THEIR POWER.
INDULGE YOURSELF FOR THE BIGGEST GIFT FOR THE SMALLEST AMOUNT: $16.95 FOR A DO-OVER. GET GOING, GET IT NOW. GET A LITTLE GUIDE FOR BIG GIRLS...
IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE DIALOGUE. ARE YOU READY?
IT'S TIME FOR A DO-OVER. ARE YOU READY?
EVERY WOMAN'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: 'WE ARE POWERFUL'
IT'S TIME FOR A GOOD LIFE. ARE YOU READY?
IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE. ARE YOU READY?
AND WHEN YOU DO, YOU WILL ALSO FIND OUT:
•HAVE MORE FUN AND MORE MISERY THAN MEN,
•THINK ABOUT SOMETHING OVER AND OVER WHILE MEN CAN JUST LET IT GO
AND WHY A WOMAN:
•CAN FIND HER POWER AND USE IT TO GET WHERE SHE WANTS IN LIFE AND BE WHO SHE WANTS TO BE WITHOUT ACTING LIKE A MAN
•CAN DO IT ALL WITHOUT AFFIRMATIONS, THE SECRET, AND OTHER METAPHYSICAL NOTIONS
A LITTLE GUIDE FOR BIG GIRLS: A FAST TRACK TO DO-OVERS
THIS GUIDE IS:
I CUT TO THE CHASE IN MY LITTLE GUIDE. IF YOU WANT A BOOK, THIS ISN'T IT. YOU CAN READ THIS IN LESS THAN AN HOUR. THAT'S RIGHT. LESS THAN AN HOUR AND BACK ON TRACK.
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW (TRUTH ISN'T COMPLEX)
THIS IS A REMINDER THAT LIFE IS SHORT, MEN AND WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT AND THAT'S OK, YOU HAVE POWER, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS AND THERE ARE SOLUTIONS AND DUMB BLONDES REALLY AREN'T. WE HAVE GOALS AND WE NEED TO GET THERE. I RESPECT YOUR TIME AND YOUR WISDOM AND USE FEW WORDS FOR BIG CHANGES.
IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A BAD RELATIONSHIP, OR FELT LIFE HASN'T BEEN THE ONE YOU WANTED, OR THINK, "IT'S TIME FOR ME!", THERE'S NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT FOR A LITTLE DO-OVER IN LIFE. IF YOU'VE HEARD ENOUGH DUMB BLONDE JOKES OR OTHER PUT-DOWNS, RECLAIM LIFE AND HAVE A BALL! WHETHER YOU ARE 25 OR 75, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO HAVE SOME FUN AND CHANGE THE PROGRAM. THESE ARE A FEW OF
MY FAVORITE THINGS...FOR ALL BLONDES, BRUNETTES AND REDHEADS, REAL OR OTHERWISE.
IN 37 PAGES AND FOR ONLY $16.95 YOU CAN HAVE
A LITTLE GUIDE FOR BIG GIRLS: A ONE HOUR FAST TRACK GUIDE TO DO-OVERS
Take a quick glance and get inside the powerbook that will empower you to success!
My First Lesson
Have you ever given something away and wanted it back?
Or maybe it wasn't yours to begin with but it should have been?
Right here, right now, women of the world, we are taking back Dumb Blonde.
They can't have it anymore. Is there any female stereotype so icky as Dumb
Blonde? So come walk with me, talk with me, as we reclaim Dumb Blonde and
every other stereotype that is limiting to women.
As a woman, and a life-long blonde, from baby to bottle, I've had to put up with a
lot of stereotypes.
My consciousness was raised when I was eighteen, between my first and second
year at the University of Pennsylvania. I took a summer class - a graduate
seminar - in American Studies, and I was the only female in our small group. I
was also the only one who enjoyed Jonathan Edward's sermons and Puritanism
The stories of the sermons were fascinating - I loved how they were used to get
the point across. “The point” didn't rub off on me because within three months I
was pregnant, but that's a horse of another color (he was brunette). Lesson - it's
possible to have a hot sex life with a recent law school grad and still enjoy the
theater of the mind, - oh yeah, and have a baby in the middle of college. Back to
the seminar - I got all A's on the papers, class discussions and exams. So I was
shocked when I got a B in the course.
Fast-forward a few months to a conversation with my father, a doctor, who told
me that a patient of his was surprised to learn I was his daughter. If he had
known this, "I would have given her the 'A' she deserved. She was the best and
brightest there. I didn't, because every other student needed an A - they needed
them for grad schools and well, they were men."
I just got angry again revisiting that bit of chauvinistic crap that really is a part of
American culture. So, University of Pennsylvania, if you want to go back and
change my grade, I'll take it.
Why Dumb Blonde?
I'm taking it back from the dumb blonde jokes page, the stereotypes, the
misogyny, and bringing it up front and in your face with all its built in cognitive
dissonance. I'm taking it back for all of us who have been stereotyped for any
reason of hair color, skin color, accent, or anything else. The paradox of any
group singled out as the target of a joke is that some of the jokes really are
funny. But good jokes aren't funny because the target is blonde or Jewish or
Muslim or drunk; the joke is funny because we see the juxtaposition of a person
and event in an unusual and unexpected way. Though some of the jokes may be
funny in that interchangeable way (substitute Jewish for drunk or Catholic for
blonde) some are funny at the expense of the group in a mean-spirited and
sometimes vicious manner. Being called a dumb blonde has been used too long
by men who objectify ("Look at that ass!") and try and control women, and also
by women who want to feel superior to other women. Well, they've owned the
term too long. It's in my hands now and soon it will be in yours.
Yes, Count Me In Right Now! I'm Worth The $16.95
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